And above all else, all was quiet and calm...
Suddenly, chaos.
Zookies flee in their thousands, Zedlings cower beneath hastily crafted awnings, Zesties quickly diminish their glows and the Guardians hurriedly retreat to the console, only stopping to retrieve their dropped bags of chips.
We managed, fighting through our terror, to get some footage of Zed's reaction when Jasmyn01 logged on...
Spoiler:
Once establishing herself as ruler of Zurvival, (leaving LVS to squabble amongst themselves) she decreed that all will be gathered, and all shall be rendered in many a wonderful screenshot. For that is her will and... well, we had nothing better to do anyway.
And 'lo and behold, the brave prophet Spankiiing, with his mighty steed Shaderfax, did take unto himself the task of capturing those holiest of screenshots, so that he might appease the terrifying Jasmyn01.
Having been converted to the ways of the Myn, several of the ZZers donned masks of her visage, hoping to avoid her wrath.
The unfearful one - he who shall not be blamed - attempted to sabotage the rituals with the throwing of dirt, only to be struck down in the petrifying gaze of Jaz.
Soon she with the evil gaze had converted the ZZers to the worship of Crep - the statue of that most explosive fiend.
The statue, pleased with it's worshipers, brought forth a raging storm, may that a creeper be blessed with lightning and hold the statue's true form.
Some say Jasmyn01 is still out there, somewhere, living amongst the wild creepers of the plains, waiting... biding her time.
Legend tells that if you should find a charged creeper, and lure it into capture, she may just appear again, to gaze the world asunder.
