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This CounZzil topic, which probably won’t contain an non-official explanation of what the CounZzil is and the non-official rules of the CounZzil, and a maintained list of current members. This idea was made up by some chumps with pumpkin heads on 2016-02-06, notes available here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLy-AwdCOmI

Currently, this post is just a hole ready to be stuffed full of information. Any nuggets of info added to this topic should be brought up during a CounZzil meeting, then the skribble-lord for that meeting should post any and all decided modifications to this post as a reply below.

The CounZzil

The CounZzil meets every so often to discuss matters important to everyone else; these may include proposed events, modifying or creating infrastructure (The market (Let's be honest this just means lala’s), newestregion, fake newestregion (brightside), donations to the cause etc.) or hassling Zed for the fun of it. CounZzil members are chosen members, i.e. me, although there is currently a maximum limit of 11 members in the council, as lets be honest, zurvival is never gonna get more than 10 players at once. Places may open up as existing members are bribed.

Next meeting: 2016-02-30
Meeting Agenda: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6EoRBvdVPQ



The CounZzil Regulations

CounZzil Meetings are hosted by the champion of kool, who is responsible for selecting the location (same each time) and organising some other stuff for the meeting. A new champion is only heard of in legends.
The Lord for each meeting will try and remember questions that people ask, but they won’t put too much time into it.
The CounZzil is the best, and far more snazzy than that badly organised picnic over in LVS.
CounZzil members must have the required level of pizzazz in order to be fully fledged CounZzilers.
You will speak when spoken to, young whippersnapper
Attendees are require (d?) not to wear any clothes during meetings, as these unnecessary garments just get in the way.
You are not allowed to resign from the CounZzil.
Dance like you’ve never danced before.

MEMBERS (hee hee):

Cutelmister, mayor of zurvival and Champion of kool
The_all_seeing_eye, Baron of forestview
A rather mediocre piece of modern art, Czar of dust6 and cultural attaché
yeastinfection42, Military advisor
A zombie, not actually a member
Bob45643264253, Captain of the Abyss, currently on hiatus and setting up a youtube channel with slight audio problems
Zedwick, probably
Some other people we made out of sticks
Overskill took minutes and made a gif that took far too long

NO APOLOGIES FROM:

Jon Bon Jovi, despite six invites
Edith Piaf, who said she didn’t have any regrets


Proposals:

Build-off rewards finally being given:

Cuttlemaster proposed that he finally get his rewards for his highly successful build off creations, described as “ugly” by professional critics. Overskill commented that he wasn’t racist. The counZzil unanimously voted to give them each 600 diamond blocks as compensation. Zedwick promised to “look into it”.

Titanium Mech Suit

Cuttlemaster also proposed that certain players who actively participated on the council should be given shiny and exciting robotic exoskeletons with which they can slay their foes and attract women. The counZzil voted unanimously for mech suits. Zedwick promised to “look into it”.

Will you marry me?

Zedwick promised to “look into it“

Banning of Melons

Cuttlemaster proposed that melons be banned from the server. As they are all pretty gross, this is a sensible decision which could only bring happiness to the entire community. No vote was taken, as no vote was needed, the result was already a given. Zedwick promised to “look into it”.

Bring Back Bob

Cuttlemaster proposed that the legendary Bob4332451 be allowed back onto the server, as his neo-marxist politics and Eastern-European sense of humour would benefit the server in this trying time. His most notable argument, however, was that the avatar of Bob being used for council meetings has been a grossly inefficient beast, accruing a world record of 968 strikes. The council voted to send this bill to the House of Lords. Zedwick had fallen asleep by this point in the meeting, leading to Overskill drawing a humourous moustache on his face, but unfortunately it couldn’t be seen under the facial hair. It may be assumed he will “look into it”.



'Oh boy' I hear you shout. Why's that? Because there are more CounZzil meetings!? But of Course - look no further:

2016-02-19: viewtopic.php?f=3&t=1949

Finally a real counZzil, without the foolish trappings of democracy that have long held back our "cousins" [read: aquaintances who we don't really like] on the LVS server. I'm so glad we have esteemed figures like Cuttlemaster and Yeastinfection42 to represent the views of the common man on the hot topics of the modern day.

However, I would like to mention that I have been very upset at the disgusting language used by certain members [read: cuttlemaster] of the CounZzil to others. I even heard him call a rather mediocre painting of modern art a "sausage" and a "negative Neil", which only can give bad vibes to the rest of the counZzil, sapping their will to live and, Satan-like, unleashing evil into the garden of Eden. If I had my way, he would be shot, but I will accept a sincere apology to the other members of the counZzil.

Also, I'm not actually a racist.

This thread is amazing. I'm looking forward to future council meetings!
ok mental breakdown complete

Badly organised picnic? This calls for a duel!
I hereby challenge CuttleMaster and Sir_Overskill to a duel using the traditional weapon of lvs, the lava bucket! As is also traditional, it shall be done in the buff.
I would appreciate another lvs person to assist me in slaying these deranged incompetents.

When is this duel taking place? I'll make sure to have the popcorn ready

Ok, listen here sunshine. I think I see how you want to do it, big boy - you know the rules, and so do I - but in my neck of the woods we have a thing called fiting. You have started something you will come to regret (but not for very long (because you will be dead (that is a clever joke ho ho))). I know how to kill you in over 140 ways, including the legendary double-suplex-ninja-pirate-punch, which has been a war crime for the last century and a half. Remember, Mr. so-called "Max23333333" or whatever you call yourself nowadays, remember this when I kill you: you brought this on yourself, buddo, and now you will become dead.

Dax, I will gladly assist you in this heroic Lavabucket Battle Royale, I've waited ages for this opportunity, meditating under lavafalls and training just the right way of saying "lavabucket hoooo!".
I don't do this to defend the honor of the LVS council because as a dictator myself I find democracy to be tiresome and your council is a fresh, awesome and productive new wind.
I do it for the moral destruction of a new growing power, the monopoly on calling someone whippersnapper and quite frankly, mostly for the sweet smell of burning human flesh.
Cuttlemaster, I don't care how much of a master you are, cuttlefish lives in the water, I grew up in lava, it's obvious who of us can handle a lavabucket better.
And Sir Overcompensation, someone with real skill doesn't need to remind people with his name, your tough guy front will fall over quicker than a cardhouse in a hurricane.
It's time to get my manpants on and be a real Zombie Pigman once more!

So Overskill I assume that is a yes to the challange?
Cuttlemaster?

Hello Sir / Friend / Madam !!!!

It is of good greetings to you!!!!, I am so happy, to have the friend of life.
But what is it without a bit of fun X-]1!!
HAHA!!!!

So all is need of done, is bank account details! For friendship!!!2!!!
Is of returns in 72% time!!!!!!!!

Please, for poor starving family. Good person you, thanks <3<3333

Goodbye friendship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

P.S: OK Fight times, so sad :-00), but is can!!!eleven1!!!