[Zz] Better CounZzil Meeting 19/2/16 Notes
Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2016 8:35 pmCouncil Meeting 19/2/16
Host: Kettlemister
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Attendees:
Cuttlemaster- Host
Overskill- Scribe
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Apologies from:
Me (I’m so so sorry)
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No Apologies from:
The two cowards who challenged us to a duel, as they are probably too busy quaking in their boots.
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Spectators:
Zedwick probably
Topics:
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Suicidal Players - Cuttlemaster:
Changes have been made to the suicidal players to make it so that they die instantly upon breeding. A rather aggressive policy, but one which the CounZzil feels is necessary in order to stem the ‘swarm’ of ‘new players’ currently being faced by the server. In order to prevent the catastrophe of the server facing more than 10 people being online at once, the CounZzil voted unanimously to immediately enforce this rule. Zedwick promised to ‘Look into it’
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Giant Spawn Statue - Cuttlemaster:
The giant statue we built for attention has dramatically failed in its attempt to capture the hearts and minds of the new players - perhaps due to its inconvenient location; it requires players to travel at least 200 blocks to see it (By which point, they have normally been banned already).
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Exclamation Marks!!!- Cuttlemaster:
The CounZzil (!) is beginning to become slightly worried about the number of exclamation marks being used by our sister council on LVS!!!!! We believe it may indicate a level of overexcitement in their players, which will likely need to be a!d!d!r!e!s!s!e!d with a strict diet of under 500 calories per day and a course of depressants, which will stem the tide of exclamation marks as well as making the population more docile, killing two birds with one stone!!!!!!!
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Disaster befalls intrepid adventurers - Cuttlemaster:
Two noble explorers find themselves trapped in the bowels of freewood after attempting a totally completely fixed and not broken challenge (which we/the bold explorers have not had to be let through at two points already) after finding that somehow the pathway was blocked (what a surprise). In a manner akin to Neil armstrong and Buzz Aldrin, those famous pioneers who made it to the moon by drinking jump boost two potions and glitch-stacking their way to the top, the dashing duo find themselves stranded just before the end - so close, and yet, so achingly far.
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DarthDuck84 was invited, and after sacrificing his eye for the good of the server and performing the ritual is hereby appointed to a post as a CounZziler. Hurray.
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Cuttlemaster will host the next meeting, whenever he can be bothered.
Host: Kettlemister
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Attendees:
Cuttlemaster- Host
Overskill- Scribe
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Apologies from:
Me (I’m so so sorry)
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No Apologies from:
The two cowards who challenged us to a duel, as they are probably too busy quaking in their boots.
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Spectators:
Zedwick probably
Topics:
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Suicidal Players - Cuttlemaster:
Changes have been made to the suicidal players to make it so that they die instantly upon breeding. A rather aggressive policy, but one which the CounZzil feels is necessary in order to stem the ‘swarm’ of ‘new players’ currently being faced by the server. In order to prevent the catastrophe of the server facing more than 10 people being online at once, the CounZzil voted unanimously to immediately enforce this rule. Zedwick promised to ‘Look into it’
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Giant Spawn Statue - Cuttlemaster:
The giant statue we built for attention has dramatically failed in its attempt to capture the hearts and minds of the new players - perhaps due to its inconvenient location; it requires players to travel at least 200 blocks to see it (By which point, they have normally been banned already).
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Exclamation Marks!!!- Cuttlemaster:
The CounZzil (!) is beginning to become slightly worried about the number of exclamation marks being used by our sister council on LVS!!!!! We believe it may indicate a level of overexcitement in their players, which will likely need to be a!d!d!r!e!s!s!e!d with a strict diet of under 500 calories per day and a course of depressants, which will stem the tide of exclamation marks as well as making the population more docile, killing two birds with one stone!!!!!!!
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Disaster befalls intrepid adventurers - Cuttlemaster:
Two noble explorers find themselves trapped in the bowels of freewood after attempting a totally completely fixed and not broken challenge (which we/the bold explorers have not had to be let through at two points already) after finding that somehow the pathway was blocked (what a surprise). In a manner akin to Neil armstrong and Buzz Aldrin, those famous pioneers who made it to the moon by drinking jump boost two potions and glitch-stacking their way to the top, the dashing duo find themselves stranded just before the end - so close, and yet, so achingly far.
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DarthDuck84 was invited, and after sacrificing his eye for the good of the server and performing the ritual is hereby appointed to a post as a CounZziler. Hurray.
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Cuttlemaster will host the next meeting, whenever he can be bothered.