Attacked by Enderman IRL
Posted: Tue May 02, 2017 8:02 pmToday started out normal enough.
And then I ran out of mailing labels.
Rushed over to the office supply store. Grabbed pack of labels (grumbling over the brick and mortar pricing). Jumped in the check out line. Hardly had I been there a moment when an angry Enderman came screaming towards me. Caught off guard, --because when had I made eye contact? -- I jumped and let out a surprised yelp. Lady in line behind me looked as confused as I did as I wildly looked around to figure out from which direction the shrieking Enderman was going appear and attack. The screams were coming from the left of me near all the sweets one could impulsively grab while waiting for a turn with the cashier. It then became clear that this particular screaming Enderman looked much like a soda fridge. A soda fridge that made the screaming Enderman sound every time its motor kicked on to keep the Cokes cool. I joked with the lady behind me about the awful sound, leaving out the details about my racing heart and overactive imagination. But, thankfully, no Bethanys were harmed during the sequence of events. The Enderman-powered mini-fridge kept them locked up tighter than the Ghostbuster's Containment Unit. All loot quested after (mailing labels) was acquired and safely transported to home base.
(I might be playing too much Minecraft.)
And then I ran out of mailing labels.
Rushed over to the office supply store. Grabbed pack of labels (grumbling over the brick and mortar pricing). Jumped in the check out line. Hardly had I been there a moment when an angry Enderman came screaming towards me. Caught off guard, --because when had I made eye contact? -- I jumped and let out a surprised yelp. Lady in line behind me looked as confused as I did as I wildly looked around to figure out from which direction the shrieking Enderman was going appear and attack. The screams were coming from the left of me near all the sweets one could impulsively grab while waiting for a turn with the cashier. It then became clear that this particular screaming Enderman looked much like a soda fridge. A soda fridge that made the screaming Enderman sound every time its motor kicked on to keep the Cokes cool. I joked with the lady behind me about the awful sound, leaving out the details about my racing heart and overactive imagination. But, thankfully, no Bethanys were harmed during the sequence of events. The Enderman-powered mini-fridge kept them locked up tighter than the Ghostbuster's Containment Unit. All loot quested after (mailing labels) was acquired and safely transported to home base.
(I might be playing too much Minecraft.)