Qu1tting to make G4mes (Pleaz Reed)
Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2017 1:12 pmRecently it may have come to the attention of some of you that my name has been changed.
This is not without purpose.
As you can see, I am now PlayerPunknown.
It's been a difficult decision to make, but after many hours of staying awake at night, staring at bedpans, I have decided to abscond my throne in Zz, and make a name for myself in the big world of game developers.
I'm sure many of you will be devastated with this loss. I know that I was a loyal, handsome, strong, hot, just-a-bit-awesome, funny and humble addition to your days playing on the Zurvival Zerver, much to the envy of those over on LVS, but I feel you have all learned enough from my triumphs to go on without me.
~
Do not worry, my first game is already well on it's way; PlayerPunknown will not die in vain!
So here I present:
PlayerPunknown's Battlegrounds! Or PPBG for short.
This completely original idea will revolutionize gaming, being the very first of it's kind.
I hope that I will see you all again, someday, perhaps on the battle field - where I will lovingly bash you in with a bedpan.
Good luck with your future endeavors, and know that I will always be thinking of you.
TL:DR
This is really funny to me and I hope no one takes it seriously as that would be really awkward
This is not without purpose.
As you can see, I am now PlayerPunknown.
It's been a difficult decision to make, but after many hours of staying awake at night, staring at bedpans, I have decided to abscond my throne in Zz, and make a name for myself in the big world of game developers.
I'm sure many of you will be devastated with this loss. I know that I was a loyal, handsome, strong, hot, just-a-bit-awesome, funny and humble addition to your days playing on the Zurvival Zerver, much to the envy of those over on LVS, but I feel you have all learned enough from my triumphs to go on without me.
~
Do not worry, my first game is already well on it's way; PlayerPunknown will not die in vain!
So here I present:
PlayerPunknown's Battlegrounds! Or PPBG for short.
This completely original idea will revolutionize gaming, being the very first of it's kind.
I hope that I will see you all again, someday, perhaps on the battle field - where I will lovingly bash you in with a bedpan.
Good luck with your future endeavors, and know that I will always be thinking of you.
TL:DR
This is really funny to me and I hope no one takes it seriously as that would be really awkward
