Zedwork

Hey zed, I just followed what a Chester impersonator told me to do in order to get onto a sign. Also I am sorry for whatever trouble I have caused you in the past 2 years that I have played on your server, and felt like a ban was long over due for all the horrible things I have done over the course of these past years. I would really like to be let back onto the server and be good from now on. I would also like to brown-nose you a bit, now that I have your attention, to let you know that this community has become a great thing through your guidance, also lady's, so keep up the good work guys!

chester1525, may I never need to be banned again!

Chester, I am quite reluctant to pardon you following such a blatant abuse of your powers in banning an innocent player in this instance. Such reckless typing of commands cannot be.. OOH SHINY

SHINYSHINYTHINGSAREMYFRIENDSOHPRETTY


What was I doing...?

As a witness, I have to say that Chester's behaviour was inexcusable, and all of us on the server on the time were left scarred and pained by the event. Redhawk is still in shock from the event.
If we were to let all people who claimed to "follow what a Chester impersonator told them to do in order to get onto a sign" be unbanned, Zedwork would be flooded with these dregs of society and chaos would ensue. I recommend that an example is made of this criminal, and he is left to rot for his crimes.
In place of Chester, a younger, fitter, more able moderator could be appointed. One with the skills required to aid the server better.
But that's just my opinion.

P.S. You made it onto the sign, Chester.

Yay! Zedwick was distracted by the oh so very shiny unban button *hides glitter behind back* ^_^

Sorry if I woke you up Zedwick, was not my intention to make you get up!

Still in shock?