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| + | Zedwick is our beloved Server Admin, formerly known as zedwick. |
| − | ''''Sex and sleep alone make me conscious that I am mortal' - Alexander the Great '''
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| | + | Without him, we wouldn't be here today. |
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| − | Words cannot describe the emotions that begin to overwhelm me as the time comes to pen this most important of articles. For how can a man such as zedadias wick be so simply summarised, contained within a mere wiki article? I suppose he can be most simply be called a bearded man with a strong love of cruelty, tyranny, and cute asian boys (note: what is this wiki’s policy on oxford commas?)
| + | It is told, that he as a lot on his to-do lists, but he is always '[[looking into it]]' ! |
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| − | In order to fully understand the incomprehensible nature of zedwick we must analyse his entire life story, starting from the very begining.
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| − | === Early Life ===
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| − | Little is known about the beginnings of Zedwick. He himself has confessed to having hazy memories of his early years, once mentioning that his first memory was his mother attempting to drown him. This undoubtedly put Zedwick on the path to becoming the brutal admin he is today (who has more than once attempted to drown your humble narrator). However, Zedwick rose to prominence in 1922 when he became the leader of a major European nation. After his dramatic failure to annex Ethiopia, he has downgraded his ambitions slightly and became the admin of a minecraft server.
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| − | === The Asian Dichotomy ===
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| − | Mourning his failed restoration of the roman empire, Zedwick sought and outlet, taking solace in the chiselled features of cute asians. This sparked the dramatic descent into madness and Cute asian boy (otherwise known as CAB's) addiction. He has recently been known to sneak of during Zedkins meetings to watch visual novels. Shameful behaviour.
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| − | === The future? ===
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| − | Will Zedwick have one? Who's to say - although certainly not I. Perhaps he will one day be forever lost whilst [[looking into it]]. All that remains, dear reader, is to wait and watch
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Latest revision as of 18:22, 22 August 2020
Zedwick is our beloved Server Admin, formerly known as zedwick.
Without him, we wouldn't be here today.
It is told, that he as a lot on his to-do lists, but he is always 'looking into it' !
