Latest revision as of 20:52, 22 August 2020

Host: The Scribe you all prefer (admit it) Spectatre!
Scribe: He who shall be named because he's gorgeous, Memery!

Attendance

Council Members Present

• Zedwick
• LadyBountiful
• ABParadigm
• Spectatre
• Memery
• Sneakyskeleton
• HOMINIX
• Aravero
• _Swayed_
• FunkyTechnician
• Haztec
• ACERPROPSY
• Dax23333

Apologies

• Forseth
• EmpressBethany

No apologies

• drbwen [Removed from council]
• Quicunque [Removed from council]
• AmirTheTurtle

Guests

• Thedesster1
• dogzack123

Topics

I - Halloween Skin Contest - Memery

As Memery took centre stage, he whipped out a microphone stand (and microphone) from his pocket and placed it down. Speaking clearly into the mic he began to speak about the Halloween skin contest! (I'm going to stop talking in the third person now). I let everyone know that I would like to get a photo with as many entries as possible and that I will be setting up a forum poll to see which skin people like the best. I will also be poking Zed to see if I can sort out a super original prize. In case I don't, be ready to receive the best pat-on-your-back ever!

II - "Halloween" event reminder - Spec/ Sway

(I'm writing this topic last if anyone's interested, no idea why just happened that way) Spec, on behalf of Sway, let the everyone in the council clearing know that tomorrow we finally get to play Sway' Halloween event. As it has been in development since 2006 I am very excited to see what Sway has done with all that time. I have heard rumours that Zedwick was already so spooked that he actually died. And he plays in creative! Worrying... Sway let everyone know that you should attend the event naked and without weapons. The event will begin at 9:30pm GMT. Thank you!

III - Warp X is coming soon, really soon! - Aravero

The mistress of 4000+ hours stepped up to the podium and delivered a beautiful rendition of "My heart will go on", while only making eye contact with the wither skulls in the middle of the council clearing, before beginning her topic. "Warp X is coming, and it's going to be super good and stuff, plus Memery is super cool and makes the best spaceship noises" (I'm paraphrasing). In exactly 2 weeks, Warp X (name to be announced when it is opened) will open! Ara announced the EmpressBethany would be stepping up as Warp X's co-mayor! I, for one, cannot wait! I'm sure it's going to be, like, the best warp ever pew pew pew gotcha.

IV - I quit, just try and stop me - Dax23333

Dax wanted to let everyone know that he was stepping down as Swamp mayor. After several years of doing pretty much nothing, he decided to see if anyone else wanted a go. I then asked if mayors were really needed in discontinued warps. Spec told me to shut up because we were making good time and take it to the forums. So I did, feel free to jump into the discussion here.

V - Something something Entity cramming Blah Blah - Zed and a few others

Spec then began dancing provocatively around the wither skulls, which reminded someone to ask her to ask Zed a question. The mind works in mysterious ways, doesn't it? Anyway, the question involved Mojang's new gamerule about entity cramming. I thought 8 Entity's were enough for most people, but apparently not (LOL good one). Anyway, I fell asleep and was prodded awake sometime later. I asked for a summary and I found out that Zed has a way better system to de-cram your entity's with harmless murder, so don't worry about the new changes.

VI - Council Nomination - Spec

There weren't any :( However, there are a lot of positions available, so make sure to put in a lot of work around the server and maybe you (yes you) could someday be bored to death with regulation changes within a game about cubes! #dreambig.

VII - Hosting Next meeting - Spectatre

It's Dax. You'll find no clever humour here, go away.

VIII - "Halloween" pumpkin carving event, Build Off and UHC - Zedwick

Zedwick stepped up to the mic and coughed. The mic made that awful feedback noise as he began to talk about an event that's HAPPENING TOMORROW OMG!!! Tomorrow, from 4pm GMT to 9pm GMT you will be able to carve your own 32x32 Minecraft pumpkin! It'll have all the fun of normal pumpkin carving without the annoying removal or sticky insides or the high risk of setting your own house on fire with tea lights. I'm sure Dax's housemates will breathe a sigh of relief, knowing they are safe for another day... So make sure you all come along tomorrow!

Our wise leader then let us all know that the next the build off was also next Sunday the 26th of November! Running from 4pm GMT until 9 pm GMT.

Zed then reminded us that the next UHC (UH3x3) will take place on the 12th of November. With Sneaky's pattern broken, it's anyone's game this time, so make sure you don't just let him win again. I know it's unfair to crush his dreams, but he needs to learn what failure feels like before he can truly become a man!

And that was the end of the meeting, time for you to return to your daily chores. Make sure you take out the bins and walk the cat.