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An Epic Tale of Epicness With a General Disregard For Anything Not Including the Word Epic, Since it is so Epic

Some say this heroic, handsome, humble and handsome devil is still out there somewhere, waiting.

One day, it is foretold she shall return, like a wraith in the night,

like a boomerang that functions correctly,

like Gandalf in that one book when the dwarves went ahead and fell into that goblin cave...

Return from where? Idk. I mean, he's still around a lot. Anyway...

Things he has to say about herself

"I'd like to say that I'm a very private person, and...

Well, that's about it really."

To quote from the Beard Wielder we all know and love:

"Not you, Mell!"

Roles

• Chaotic Neutral

• Generally a complete and utter tool who delights in being sillier than everyone else and often degrades herself to avoid insulting anyone

• Member of the Zedkins

• Member of the Cobble Federation

• Eater of Guava

• Bearer of too many titles

• Proud of being the Bearer of too many titles

• Scribe of many a terrible Seconds that no one reads

• Is pertaining of a name that confuses people's perception of gender

Things What He Has Done

Mellori, the upholdinger of good grammere that he done did, is the proud owner of many a rubbish region.

+ Verum

+ Lenis

+ Cobble

+ Alanisanoobjkloveyoukbye