Zedkins 31/03/2018

[Zz] Zedkins Seconds 31/3/2018

Scribe: Mellori ~ See Forum Minutes

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The Editor of these seconds would like to apologies for the writer's bad grammar.

The Writer of these seconds thinks their Grandma is just fine, thank you very much.

What do you mean I write and edit these myself?

Greetings adventurers, and welcome to the Quest for Knowledge Stuffs.

I am your guide in these dark times, and today we shall attempt to face roll our way through danger, loot and an overabundance of guava!

Let's see the group for this one:

+Zedwick ~ Level 20 Beard Master

+LadyBountiful ~ Level 19 Bless Giver

+SneakySkeleton ~ Level 12 Rogue

+UmWolfguyyyy ~ Level 9 Druid

+ABParadigm ~ Level 827 Boot

+The1Shaw ~ Level 13 "fricken badass volcano tank"

+Mellori_ ~ DM

A few regulars didn't make this one:

-Treiskaideka (Excused)

-Dogzack123 (Excused)

-DarkEndeavor (Excused)

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With our merry clan mostly accounted for, we all rolled for leadership - Shaw winning with an immediate 20 and Wolf fading back with a 2,

so Wolf hosted the meeting.

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Level 5 Discord Server

A suggestion that has been flung around a lot recently was the first enemy of the run.

Wolf approached it with gusto, rolling for persuasion!

CRITICAL FAIL

Zed was prepared though, with his well practiced answer from all those LVS meetings in which this topic came up:

"I can answer this as it is always answered; we are not ready to offer a chat server at this time.

We also do not permit you to promote third-party servers on here."

Good save there by the Beard Master.

This led to an interesting discussion on why a Discord server is such an asked for thing, and how we could achieve the same with the resources available to us.

The major point was that Discord is useful for receiving messages instantly and being able to quickly converse, where as the forum is a more drawn out and delayed conversation.

We discussed perhaps achieving this with the forums - Zed and Lady both agreed that the forums could be more streamlined in this aspect - and push notifications were suggested as a means to know when to check the forums.

The party decided to venture from this topic at this point, and Zed got a nice pair of boots in the loot chest. Shame he doesn't wear anything.

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Location - Zen

With great skill, flair and humbleness, Dungeon Master Mellori weaved an intriguing tale of the eggs to be hidden about Zen.

Each would given a name of mystical importance, and attuned to the runes of "Alfa-behet".

He wishes everyone luck in finding these runes, and reminds them to bring their initiative dice, they'll need them.

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Here the brave adventurers cast about for another topic, and found....

Level 12 Pier Build

Without their Master Architect, Treiskaideka, to guide them, the party came to the eventual conclusion that it looks, "Nice".

With a nod, they moved on, only pausing for ABPardigm to level up to a 828 Boot. He does that a lot.

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Level ??? Monster Spawners

Ah, here it is! The first boss topic! These are my favorite.

Zen has been home to both a Zombie and Spider spawner for quite a while now, and Wolf suggested it was time we turned the Zombie spawner into an experience farm for Zedlings.

Both he and Shaw have decided to venture forth and work on them. They should be ready 'soon', and will most likely feature in a forum topic or the next seconds.

You may be worried that the two of them alone against such a powerful topic may not end well, but the writer wishes to remind people that Shaw is a "fricken badass volcano tank."

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Raid - Zed's Beard

Zed stood, ready to rapid fire topics filled with epic loot and awesome mechanics.

The party braces itself and Mellori snores quietly in the corner.

Level 7 Egg Decorating Contest 1st of April!

We all had a great time, getting dressed up and decorating our eggs.

Level 13 Dungeon Dash Final Beta!

In which bugs were squashed with fervor.

Level 14 Dungeon Dash Release!

This coming Friday the 6th!

Level ??? UHC

Ooh, boss fight! 8th of April, 6pm BST! Be there for cool loot!

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With all the topics defeated, the party regrouped and ignored the continuous pings of Ab boosting to a level 943 Boot.

There were tears in Mellori's eyes as he viewed the group of brave, heroic adventurers who had saved the worl-

Saved the serve-

Well, they didn't do much saving. I suppose Zed got a nice pair of boots to... idk, hang on his wall?

I suppose that makes sense. After all - this seconds was a

-Puts on sunglasses-

shoe-in for the best seconds of all time!

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!