Zedkins 16/09/17

[ZZ] Zedkins Seconds 16/09/17

Scribe: Mellori ~ See Forum Version

Hello, and welcome to another episode of Zedkin's Seconds, the show where we relate to you in seconds what took, in reality, far too long!

(Completely Unedited Photograph of the Meeting, also not containing a Punquat tree.)

("What does that even mean?" -CuttlySister)

I am your host, Mellori, AKA:

The Bedwick, The BedPun, The SomePunnyName, The PlayerPunknown, The PunConfirmed

and today we'll be running you through the events of this fortnight's Zedkin's meeting!

Over to you in the Studio, Mellori.

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Thank you, Mellori.

First, the line-up - cough - I mean attendance:

+ Zedwick

+ CuttleMaster

+ The1Shaw

+ Jasmyn01

+ Dogzack123

+ Lone_Wolf_234

+ Treiskaideka

+ Mellori_

What an ugly bunch. The ZooKeeper must be terribly worried about his missing charges.

What's that? I'm not allowed to insult the viewers? Heh, what you gonna do, censor me? I'd like to se-

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Our first topics;

Zen, Zen, Zen!

The topics that always receive a Zen out of Zen!

I'm sure, by now, I have one hundred perZent of your attention!

If the previous preZenter knows anything, Zen we vill make him talk!

Wait, what?

1. Removal And Adaptations

We have decided that Mustafa_Mc_Yt has had enough warnings to adjust his shop (See previous seconds), and so we are putting a deadline for him to remove his shop by the 30th of September.

If this deadline is not met, Zed will personally handle the matter. A Zedline, if you will.

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The Zedkins also discussed adjusting the way claims work for the Merchant Quarter, suggesting a blanket claim that could trust the group.zedkins - also proposed during this meeting.

This would allow Zedkins to easily make adjustments to the lighting of shops - an issue that has recently come to light.

Heh, light.

At this point, the meeting paused to appreciate a killer joke Mellori told about badges.

Then again, perhaps I'm making the pause up; you won't be able to pin that on me though.

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2. Zen Post Office

Recently Treiskaideka has had concerns with the progress of the Post Office.

She has several issues:

+ Coherence to theme

+ Lighting

+ Space

+ Maneuverability through to District 3

+ Lack of progress

+ Defense

I suggested that, in order to boost defense, they should add the ability to send a lot of post at once:

Chainmail.

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CuttleMaster (whom is currently building the post office) admitted he is having trouble finding time to attend the build, and suggested that someone else take up the mantle.

Most had trouble coming to terms with carrying a fireplace, but in the end it was decided a group effort was in order:

Dogzack, Mellori and "perhaps later" Jasmyn volunteered to take part in the project.

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At this point, Treiskaideka mentions her plans to change out the stone bricks in the Zedkin's Hall for sandstone and endstone bricks. It was decided that this would be discussed outside of the meeting, when the design could be purveyed.

3. Zen Docks, Pier and Market Hall

Not much was discussed here, but the idea was laid out that the Harbor would contain ships that could be adapted into shops.

One cunning Zedkin (The Humble Mellori) coined the term 'Ship Shop'. Personally, I think it's a load of ship, and that he should be shop.

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4. Nether

With future plans for the Nether Hub inbound, it was asked if there would be a Nether Reset planned for the near future. Upon confirmation that no resets were coming, we moved to the next topic.

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5. Iron Farms

Concluding a topic opened in the last meeting, it was decided there was a clear majority against Iron Farm.

However many agree that if the farmed iron were non-tradable, they would have no qualms with them.

Zed has promised to work on it, and already has an idea for a solution which he will possibly present in the future.

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6. Halloween Event

With Halloween fast approaching, we decided to discuss ideas for this years events.

After much reminiscing of Halloweens past, we decided on a few subjects to work upon:

+ The Communal Decoration of Zen and other Public Areas

+ The game 'Werewolf' (aka Mafia) recreated in Minecraft

+ Halloween themed Words With Zedlings (wwz)

+ Other suggestions are welcome, presented as a forum post.

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7. The End

ABParadigm has requested permission to work on the End, in order to beautify it and the surrounding area.

It was agreed, quickly and unanimously, that he has full permission to work on both the End itself, the region Waterfall and the Nether Tunnel betwix (better than snickers any day).

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8. Whatever the Hell Dax Wants (Cryptwars 1.12.1)

Here Dax hopped on to announce that Cryptwars has been updated to 1.12.1.

He has celebrated this milestone by adding four new additions to the mini-game:

+ A single Terracotta Block

+ Another Terracotta Block

+ Two more Terracotta Blocks

There is a sick bag in the corner, if any of you are feeling nauseous from too much change at once.

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9. Zed's Announcements

Build-off:

Sunday 24th September, 4:00pm BST

- Be there or be not there.

UHC:

Sunday 8th October, 6:00pm BST

- Be there and kill Sneaky, as it's an even one.

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10. Strikes

Here, the Zedkins get a job in a bowling alley. It's not permanent though - it's ten pin!

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cough

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The following receive a strike:

- Sir_Overskill

- Brenpop345

- Medical_Sound

Both Stigma and Sneaky were previously excused.

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And finally, CuttleMaster (The CutleryMeiser) has decided to resign from his position as Zedkin.

He feels he won't be able to find time to attend in future.

Well, that's all from me, back to you in the studio, Mellori!

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Thanks again, Mellori, but CuttleMaster, leaving the Zedkins?

I just told my wife the news, and her heart gave out from the shock D:

Some say she died of a burst ventricle,

• Puts on sunglasses*

but I know she died of a broken heart. ;-;

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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