Zedling Council Meeting 2018-06-30

Host: Spectatre, whose direction of this meeting was far superior to her directions to the meeting hall
Scribe: ABP, who was stunned when Memery and Spectatre both attended yet allowed him to scribe"

Attendance

Council Members Present

• Zedwick - Who was kicked at the apex of a long chat message for the fourteenth time this week
• LadyBountiful - Who was here, but kind of not
• Memery - Who was dancing around like a lunatic, supposedly trying to incite a dance-off with KhasOrn
• KhasOrn - Who was also dancing around like a lunatic, however was marching to the synthesizers of his own beat
• ABParadigm - Who was scribing at the level of a brain slug today
• Aravero - Who was admittedly confused, as at least one person at the meeting must be
• Spectatre - Who was putting measures in place to protect attendees of death, yet was unsuccessful in preventing _Skyhorse from being blown up
• Dax23333 - Who was walking the dog, not to be confused with the doge, pupper, doggo, or dogzack123
• EarthCow - Who was quietly taking all of the chaos in, likely wondering how he got involved with these crazies

Apologies

• SooprJ - Who went off to see a friend, because real life actually exists
• tim1996 - Who begged for mercy on the pre-agenda
• ACERPROSPY - Who is travelling, likely away from us
• SneakySkeleton - Who enacted a bulk apology recently, and has been missed extremely

No Apologies

• EliasRipley
• Forseth
• HOMINIX
• _Swayed_

Visitors

• BenClass150
• _Skyhorse
• Treiskaideka

"Set in Swamp Warp, this meeting was held in a cozy little location akin to a meeting in the past. The key difference this time is that there were slabs over the fire, saving attending players from immolation. Though the inside was carefully mob-proofed, the outside was a war zone where explosions could be heard throughout the meeting."'

Topics

I - LVS Pro Masons - KhasOrn

In recent meetings, KhasOrn has expressed his interest for a service called the LVS Pro Masons that help build for folks. This would consist of players with a plethora of different skills, and would provide services, both demolition and construction alike, to warps, the council, and even individuals. The wiki page was made recently, with the help of Memery outlining this service. If you would like to join the LVS Pro Masons, or simply want to learn more about the organization, read the wiki page, linked HERE or talk to KhasOrn yourself!

II - Early Announzementz - Zedwick

Zedwick's uzual announzementz commenzed, outlining the coming UHC and Buildathon eventz.

The next Zedwork UHC will be held on Sunday July 8th, 2018, at 6:00 PM BST. It was briefly noted that Sneaky and Memery will supposedly not be attending, allowing a possible new winner to be crowned. After the last incredibly thrilling UHC, including a mesa-fied map, players with horses, sharpness 5 axes, and notch apples, anything can happen!

In addition, the next Buildathon was said to be held on July 29th, 2018, at 4:00 PM BST running until 9:00 PM BST. This will supposedly last the specific five hours stated, but due to Zedwick's recent memory loss may not start exactly at 4:00. It will last five hours nonetheless.

III - DungeonDash Ad - ABParadigm

An incredibly quick topic, more so an ad, and not really a topic at all, ABP wanted to voice his first impressions on the unlockable new class's treasure hunt. DungeonDash was already an enjoyable game, but since the addition of a new puzzle has become just-that-much more interesting. ABP suggested you try HungeonHash after its most recent content update! If you cannot find a Zesty+ subscriber to host the game for you, just ask around and one would surely oblige.

IV - Market Underpayment - Dax23333

Dax was the bravest member of the council this meeting, as he put up another thrilling market topic for us to all see. This particular topic called up recent underpayment. There has been strings of players getting shorted in various ways; be it underpayment or outright theft. It was generally stated that if you see something, say something, no matter of how severe the underpayment is or if you do not care to be compensated. Zedwick has enough trouble trying to play detective with just one report, why not help him by submitting one of your own? This helps to know because it is easier to tell if the underpayments can be traced to one serial-thief individual or a multitude of people that accidentally mis-counted. Please note, per Zedwick's statement, if you are found underpaying in the market a ban will be issued, no matter if you are a new player or an LVS veteran.

Post-scripts/Nominations/Next Meeting

There were no nominations, and I volunteered to host next meeting. See you all in two weeks at the Fish Basement!