Zedkins 30/09/17

[ZZ] Zedkins Seconds 30/09/17

Scribe: Mellori ~ See Forum Version

Hello, and welcome to another episode of Zedkin's Seconds, the show where we bring the events of Zedwork Zurvival right to your tatty computer screens! Seriously, clean it. It's filthy <3

Artist's depiction of the meeting. No Beds were harmed in the making of this painting.

I am your host, Mellori, AKA:

The Bedwick, The BedPun, The SomePunnyName, The PlayerPunknown, The PunConfirmed, The ExclusivelyPuns, The NotPunny

and I'll be running you through the events of this fortnight's, Zedkin's meeting!

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First, the culprits - cough - I mean attendance:

+ Zedwick

+ Dogzack

+ Treiskaideka

+ Mellori_

+ SneakySkeleton

+ Lone_Wolf_234 (For the end)

A pitiful turn out. Looks like quite a few were detained at the local bowling alley this time. I hope their shoes are really tight D:<

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First up on this weeks agenda:

1. Spooky Scary Skeletons!

That's right, with Halloween being just around the corner, Zen has been decorated to provide that spooky feel:

Feel free to come check it out yourselves! There's a pumpkin for everyone, maybe you can find yours?

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To accompany these dramatic changes, Treiskaideka has suggested a player run Halloween event. It would run as a scavenger hunt mixed with an advent calendar:

Each day, starting on the 1st of October, a new Jack o' Lantern will be added somewhere in Zen.

At 6pm BST, we will release the name of this pumpkin, in some form, on a forum thread.

The first person to find this Jack o' Lantern and post the coordinates on that same forum thread will receive a prize - perhaps a block of iron, or a diamond - and a named pumpkin to wear.

Upon the Jack o' Lantern being found, a chest will be placed by it, containing more named pumpkins, which players make take one of, each.

This will be further explained on another thread.

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2. Wither Farm

LeFozzy has been hard at work building a Wither Skeleton Farm in the Nether, accessible from Oxfordia.

It has been a huge success and, so far, works wonderfully.

Hopefully it will be receiving it's very own region post in the near future, similar to that of Waterfall.

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3. Zen

The renowned Farm Tower has received a touch up, now sporting a roof!

I would say that this "Really raises the roof of expectations on the other builds in Zen", but that would be below me, so I won't.

It has also been restored to it's former efficiency, with all villagers now being on the correct floors.

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In other news, Mustafa_MC_YT's shop has now been removed.

His stall, however, remains.

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4. ABParadigm; End Meetings

Yes, you read it right!

ABParadigm wants meetings to end!

Or, more specifically, be in the end.

He plans to build a nice little (big) meeting spot, perched somewhere in the end.

The council thought it would be nice to have a change of scenery once in a while, and so agreed to ABP's suggestion.

That, or they just wanted him to stop *winking saucily*. We may never know.

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5. QTWZ; Quality Time With Zed

Zed takes a moment to congratulate all those who took part in the build-off, even if they didn't expect to do so well.

You can see the results here: https://zedwork.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=2698

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Upcoming events are:

+UHC, 8th October.

Starting at 6pm BST.

+Build-Off, 29th October.

Starting at 4pm BST until 9pm BST

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6. Strikes

We return to the local bowling alley to make yet another tenpin pun. A 'tenpun', if you will.

Those receiving strikes are:

-Sir_Overskill

-Jasmyn01

-Brenpop345

-Medical_Sound

-The1Shaw

Stigma is being moved to inactive, due to her account problems. She will not receive a strike.

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~ Closer

Well this has been another wonderful episode of Zedkin's Seconds, even if it was shorter than normal!

Thank you all for joining us, and please don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Seriously - it's really mean. Even if it does look...

A door able.

But don't worry; it won't be a door for long.

As soon as you open it, it turns into...

A jar.

/me leaves

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