After much deliberation (I can't count), it was revealed that Zriends Memery and Spectatre both won the magnificent prize of All Mell's Diamonds, as well as 12 diamonds and a bunch of cobble, with 4 Netherite Hoes broken each! I'm sure the prize will show up in the Blutopia Museum at some point :3
Here it is in person:
Forseth received a Netherite Hoe for his participation of 1 Netherite Hoe broken, what a madlad!
Thanks to everyone who followed along, I hope you enjoyed the memes, and perhaps this inspired you to host a contest of your own sometime?