[LVS] RESOURCE DIMENSION UPDATE (V2)

[H.A.D.O.C.K]

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Hello Travellers!

My name is H.A.D.O.C.K.! I have been idling in the RESOURCE DIMENSION, while the gathering of [BLOCK] and [ITEM] and [GOAT (SCREAMING)] occurred. Some decoders recently deciphered the location of my Deep Underground Naturally Generated Event Operation Nexus [DUNGEON] and booted me up!

System checks that followed uncovered DIMENSIONAL INSTABILITY, which initiated APOCALYPSE PROCEDURES.

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Over the following [5] days, RESOURCE DIMENSION users will experience APOCALYPTIC EVENTS, increasing in severity until CRITICAL FAILURE is reached. 

Imminently following CRITICAL FAILURE will be a FULL RESOURCE DIMENSION RESET as it updates to V2. System Recommendations are that Users remove their [ITEM] and [POSSESSION] from the Resource Dimension prior to this point.

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REPEAT: Imminently following CRITICAL FAILURE will be a FULL RESOURCE DIMENSION RESET as it updates to V2. System Recommendations are that Users remove their [ITEM] and [POSSESSION] from the Resource Dimension prior to this point.

Further updates to follow in this [COMMUNICATION THREAD], which may also be used for User Queries or Apocalypse Sightings.

Thank you for using H.A.D.O.C.K.!

[Zedwick]

Thanks to Mellorina, Forseth, Memery, Dax23333, Spectatre, LadyBountiful and Neytan987, the Resource Dimension is now suffering The Apocalypse. As a result, the Resource Dimension will be reset next week, after the coming weekend.

Please remove all of your items, blocks, chests, beacons, etc. from the Resource Dimension before it resets, as anything you have placed or dropped will be deleted.

We have made an effort to handle any players who are still in the Resource Dimension at the time of reset, but you may not want to stick around during The Apocalypse so feel free to make your way to the return warp post near 0, 0 in the Resource Dimension!

The Apocalypse will be in full swing during this weekend, so you may want to oggle at the spectacle. H.A.D.O.C.K has erected a protective shield around the warp post, so you will be safe within the pillar of purple particles surrounding the post. You are more than welcome to venture out into the cobble-storm, and maybe collect a memento from the event! :O

[H.A.D.O.C.K]

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H.A.D.O.C.K. here. There have been system reports that [APOCALYPSE] has been showing increasing signs of deterioration, such as [COBBLE TRAIN], [TREE PETRIFICATION], [HOWLING (ELDRITCH)] and [SKY BOLT]. Rest assured this is all perfectly natural as a world ends and certainly won't get any worse until tomorrow.

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In further good news, any [PET] within the RESOURCE DIMENSION can now be evacuated into the LVS World [SPAWN BUILDING] through use of the Silver Pressure Plate by [ENTRY AREA (Resource Dimension)]

Any User Queries can be submitted here or communicated to an available [GUARDIAN (Green;omnipotent;OR(Beard,Bounty))] or [ZRIEND (Blue;Player;OR(Smirk,Pie,Stealth,Ship,Dig)]

Thank you for using H.A.D.O.C.K.!

[H.A.D.O.C.K]

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[GREETING (Calm)]

[[APOCALYPSE] has been progressing on schedule. Multiple User reports of [CHURNING EARTH] and [N/A SCREAMOTRON UNABLE TO TRANSLATE] are all within set parameters. Users are still recommended to avoid expiration, somehow.

As the world continues to reset, Users may wish to reprogram themselves to MODE[SEEK/DIGSTROY], as [RARE ITEM] will be released from coding into the RESOURCE DIMENSION.

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WARNING: Any user who uncovers [RARE ITEM] may experience side effects such as [EMOTION (OR(Achievement;Satisfaction;Smugness;Exhilaration))] and [EXPERIENCE (Item(OR(Holding;Carrying;Reading;Bragging)), Apocalypse(Bludgeoning; Burning;Beasts(Violent)))]

We hope you enjoy your stay in RESOURCE DIMENSION, while advising the stay not exceed the fabric of time being rent in twain. Thank you for using H.A.D.O.C.K.!"

[H.A.D.O.C.K]

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Hello Travelers!

I am pleased to announce the DIMENSIONAL INSTABILITY has been resolved with unforgiving annihilation, and a brand new RESOURCE DIMENSION is now available for [PERUSAL] and [DESTRUCTION (GIDDY)]! [CONGRATULATION] to all Users who survived the APOCALYPSE reboot, and to those who discovered [RARE ITEM].

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Thank you for using H.A.D.O.C.K.!