Currently, this post is just a hole ready to be stuffed full of information. Any nuggets of info added to this topic should be brought up during a CounZzil meeting, then the skribble-lord for that meeting should post any and all decided modifications to this post as a reply below.
The CounZzil
The CounZzil meets every so often to discuss matters important to everyone else; these may include proposed events, modifying or creating infrastructure (The market (Let's be honest this just means lala’s), newestregion, fake newestregion (brightside), donations to the cause etc.) or hassling Zed for the fun of it. CounZzil members
are chosen members, i.e. me, although there is currently a maximum limit of 11 members in the council, as lets be honest, zurvival is never gonna get more than 10 players at once. Places may open up as existing members are bribed.Next meeting: 2016-02-30
Meeting Agenda: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6EoRBvdVPQ
The CounZzil Regulations
CounZzil Meetings are hosted by the champion of kool, who is responsible for selecting the location (same each time) and organising some other stuff for the meeting. A new champion is only heard of in legends.
The Lord for each meeting will try and remember questions that people ask, but they won’t put too much time into it.
The CounZzil is the best, and far more snazzy than that badly organised picnic over in LVS.
CounZzil members must have the required level of pizzazz in order to be fully fledged CounZzilers.
You will speak when spoken to, young whippersnapper
Attendees are require (d?) not to wear any clothes during meetings, as these unnecessary garments just get in the way.
You are not allowed to resign from the CounZzil.
Dance like you’ve never danced before.
MEMBERS (hee hee):
Cutelmister, mayor of zurvival and Champion of kool
The_all_seeing_eye, Baron of forestview
A rather mediocre piece of modern art, Czar of dust6 and cultural attaché
yeastinfection42, Military advisor
A zombie, not actually a member
Bob45643264253, Captain of the Abyss, currently on hiatus and setting up a youtube channel with slight audio problems
Zedwick, probably
Some other people we made out of sticks
Overskill took minutes and made a gif that took far too long
NO APOLOGIES FROM:
Jon Bon Jovi, despite six invites
Edith Piaf, who said she didn’t have any regrets
Proposals:
Build-off rewards finally being given:
Cuttlemaster proposed that he finally get his rewards for his highly successful build off creations, described as “ugly” by professional critics. Overskill commented that he wasn’t racist. The counZzil unanimously voted to give them each 600 diamond blocks as compensation. Zedwick promised to “look into it”.
Titanium Mech Suit
Cuttlemaster also proposed that certain players who actively participated on the council should be given shiny and exciting robotic exoskeletons with which they can slay their foes and attract women. The counZzil voted unanimously for mech suits. Zedwick promised to “look into it”.
Will you marry me?
Zedwick promised to “look into it“
Banning of Melons
Cuttlemaster proposed that melons be banned from the server. As they are all pretty gross, this is a sensible decision which could only bring happiness to the entire community. No vote was taken, as no vote was needed, the result was already a given. Zedwick promised to “look into it”.
Bring Back Bob
Cuttlemaster proposed that the legendary Bob4332451 be allowed back onto the server, as his neo-marxist politics and Eastern-European sense of humour would benefit the server in this trying time. His most notable argument, however, was that the avatar of Bob being used for council meetings has been a grossly inefficient beast, accruing a world record of 968 strikes. The council voted to send this bill to the House of Lords. Zedwick had fallen asleep by this point in the meeting, leading to Overskill drawing a humourous moustache on his face, but unfortunately it couldn’t be seen under the facial hair. It may be assumed he will “look into it”.
'Oh boy' I hear you shout. Why's that? Because there are more CounZzil meetings!? But of Course - look no further:
2016-02-19: viewtopic.php?f=3&t=1949
