Disclaimer: Everything you read here is a 'funny joke'. Please do not ban us
Zonkwack News
THE NEWS FOR AND FROM TWO UPSTANDING MEMBERS OF THE COMMUNITY
Shocking reveal - Bountiful Grief on Zedwork?!
Although we’ve all long known that the administration office of this server are mired in corruption and crime, a recent investigation may have confirmed of some disturbing rumours that had reached our ears here at ‘Zrandrack News’ - The truth you never expected’
Lady Bountiful - A famous admin, renowned for her ‘tough but fair’ policies on policing the server. Never far from the crumb-filled beard of the server’s namesake, the lady behind the ban hammer is clearly the stabilising influence that keeps the server together. But has the stain of grief and cruelty spread from LVS into even the most zealous admin? Zoblong News investigates...
Our intrepid team of investigative journalists caught their first scoop in Bridgeways, as a poor piglet called on Lady Bountiful to help it. However, the only thing bountiful in that region was death...
We thought it wouldn’t get any worse. We hoped it wouldn’t get any worse. We prayed it wouldn't get any worse.
IT GOT WORSE
We also found more evidence of heinous crimes committed by those meant to protect us. Our bold reporter followed her to the hovel of a noob(and I don't mean chester) , where yet more drama unfolded...
This, unfortunately, is where our knowledge becomes rather hazy. These photographs you have just seen are all that was found on the camera of our reporter, found on the ground outside this residence. All except one chilling piece of video……...
After seeing this evidence we leave it up to you, the reader, to determine the true nature of the events that unfolded on that fateful night. Perhaps it was all just some sick and twisted joke? Or perhaps the rot runs deeper than anybody thought. Of course, the defendant will claim mitigating circumstances - it is, obviously, an established fact that Lady Bountiful is a heavy drinker. Nevertheless, the evidence stands. Please don’t ban us.
Until next time, this has been Zidrick news - The truth is true, regardless of its veracity.
Disclaimer : This is all satire, it was all Cuttle’s / Sir_Overskill’s idea, please don't ban us we love you really honest thanks
